This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is here stuffed with emails for viagra. How am I supposed to filter all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- Just stop it
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Yeah, right.
Drop Dead With Your Stupid Emails
You know you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.